I thought I was so bad at English for a second 😂

Hard to believe that there are sixty dollars’ worth of eggs in this picture. /s

This should be called AInglish.

r/engrish

I had a stroke reading this as a Native Speaker.

When I'm in a bad English competition and my opponent is a native speaker typing drunk on a phone:

That's just yoda being drunk 😁

 Ahh energy.

Someone here is bad at English, but it's not the OP 😄

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

My best guess is that it’s either a drunk person, or the sight of the woman in this picture is making the person go “AWOOGA” while their eyes pop 16 feet out of their head and their brain is frying from horniness. Or both. Probably a little of both.

So that girl is Genevieve Morton? that egg cartoon would be in one of [her insta's post](https://www.instagram.com/genevievemorton/).

I woulda eaten eggs very enjoyed the pussy but light cooked goon it probably thats

Does anyone know what is this supposed to mean?

This made my head hurt as a native speaker

This is probably intentionally bad English

This is based off a meme format that goes like “What would you do if you walked into the kitchen and…” and then goes on to describe a situation in which the person may be tempted to do something they shouldn’t, like “…your best friends little sister was cooking eggs in a thong and bra and said my brother won’t be home for hours”. Here it’s just taken to the level of absurdity.

Is this ghetto english or some shit?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

"what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go"

This gave me an aneurysm.

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

Yeah

Someone needs to arrest that guy I'm traumatized!

typical Brathering in German.

Lmao there’s an old meme in English-speaking spaces for precisely this kind of nonsensical post. I’m a native speaker and I had to read it three times before confirming that this does not, in fact, make any sense. 🤣

What

I don’t understand the picture. What is she doing with the eggs? There’s no skillet, no bowl.

Man, I had to slow down and try to read word by word l m a o It's just gibberish tho lol

Explanation: It’s just a meme that’s made to confuse the viewer, the humor lies in the fact that it’s absurd (the words make some sense and you initially think there could be meaning in them, but in reality it’s meaningless). I’ve seen other memes/posts like this a bunch of times. It’s also sort of a trap/trick, you try to make sense of it for some time, but there is no actual meaning. The photo in this one is probably there to grab your attention and get you to read the caption (so you fall into the trick of course). It’s probably also related to the fact that the girl has raw eggs on the stove for no reason (she isn’t actually cooking anything, it makes no sense just like the caption)

well, where does one start..?

i think i just died

# What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

At first i thought it was only the wyd your part, then i contiued reading and alwyas expected that part to be the last weird part. I died.

I was starting to doubt my English untill I realized what sub it was posted on

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"English motherfucker do you SPEAK IT!?!?"

Pardon the neologism, what kind of nonglish is this?

Anyone else, when they read things like this, it makes sense the first time they read it and then are like, no, wait, and reread it and it makes no sense?

Maybe the joke is that the sight of an attractive girl in sleepwear is making the guy’s brain short-circuit.

Monkey dishwasher purple who?

What tf did I just read? I’m a native English speaker and this made me want to cry 😭

Where is the godzilla had a stroke meme when you need it.

It makes sense if you are on drugs

Maybe this is an AAVE? That being said, do AAVE had different grammar structures? Like I thought I understand what they wrote, but I need to read it more than twice to understand what they mean. Doesn't help that I'm a non native English speaker, lol.